Happy Earth Week! Or Earth Day or Earth Month. Yup, they’re all a thing, but if you’re a die hard, dark green eco-warrior like me you don’t care because every day is a celebration of the big blue and green mama. In this house it’s AEAYR (All Earth All Year Round), but this time of…
My Favorite Bike Trails on Long Island
When I was younger and first learning how to ride a bike, my older brother took me out to our driveway to learn. It wasn’t a big driveway so each time I rode down it I’d have to turn left and ride back up the other side. In between, there was a ditch. I never…
A Penny for your thoughts…about Electric Vehicles
Do you like it? There are basically three situations that in which I will get asked that question. Roughly once a month my husband will ask me that when he tries something new in the bedroom. I don’t know what websites he’s learning these things from but I’m usually pretty grateful for them, except for…
Happy Earth Day 2022
In my best Golden Girls Sophia voice…”Picture it, Washington, D.C. 1990, it was the 20th anniversary of Earth Day and I was right there on the National Mall standing shoulder to shoulder with Burt Reynolds”. OK, so Burt Reynolds wasn’t really there, at least not anywhere I could see him, but now I’m picturing the…
Take care of your largest organ
Two parts Hydrogen, one part oxygen. Even someone who failed chemistry in high school (I’m looking at you Gene Haskell) knows this simple chemical formula. Beauty spas, mermaid tv shows and even a cell phone service all use this familiar recipe to sell you something. The grocery store has an entire aisle devoted to it…
I’m Not Being Pushy, I Just Love my Tushy
So, if you’re like me you are a huge Samuel L. Jackson fan. In virtually every movie he’s in it’s Mother Fuckin’ this and Mother Fuckin’ that, a man after my own filthy heart. From Avengers to Zambezia he’s brought his own unique style to every movie he’s been in. And today my dedicated readers,…
I’m A Solar High-Roller
It’s not often that I quote movies…ok, that’s bullshit. Seriously it’s like every day. Surely you can’t be serious, you might ask. I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley. One of my faves was Pretty Woman. A love story about a sexually philanthropic woman, a corporate vulture who pays for sex and Hector Elizondo. It…
Doggy Style in the Kitchen
I love my kids, I love my husband, but there will always be a special love I have for my dogs. Since I started down this crazy eco-road feeding my dogs has completely changed since I first became a dog owner many moons ago. Hubby loves to make the now famous comment “these dogs eat…