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I’m A Solar High-Roller

It’s not often that I quote movies…ok, that’s bullshit.  Seriously it’s like every day.  Surely you can’t be serious, you might ask.  I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley. One of my faves was Pretty Woman.  A love story about a sexually philanthropic woman, a corporate vulture who pays for sex and Hector Elizondo.  It…

The Nuclear (meltdown) Family

FIFO…remember that When it comes to parenting, my husband has a primary goal. “It’s our job as parents to teach you how to exist in society”. I personally think keeping them out of the adult film industry should rank slightly higher but I get where he’s coming from. All the life lessons we struggled through…

I’ve Got None Left to Give

January tends to be the most depressing month in my opinion. The weather sucks, the holidays are all over, and year after year sometime around January 6th I’ve given up on whatever absurd New Year’s resolution I’ve subjected myself to. Oh, I’ve had some doosies…eat more Kale, eat less desserts, perfect my Daffy Duck impersonation…

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