Do you like it? There are basically three situations that in which I will get asked that question. Roughly once a month my husband will ask me that when he tries something new in the bedroom. I don’t know what websites he’s learning these things from but I’m usually pretty grateful for them, except for…
I’m Not Being Pushy, I Just Love my Tushy
So, if you’re like me you are a huge Samuel L. Jackson fan. In virtually every movie he’s in it’s Mother Fuckin’ this and Mother Fuckin’ that, a man after my own filthy heart. From Avengers to Zambezia he’s brought his own unique style to every movie he’s been in. And today my dedicated readers,…
All Yoga Mats are Created Equal is A Bit of a Stretch
Before I actually met my husband in person, we emailed and spoke on the phone a few times. We are a match.com success story if you can believe it. My profile picture was blurry (strike one), I told him I had a personal trainer (apparently that was strike two as he said that’s what girls…
The Top 5…How’s my mascara? – Unsponsored Review
My daughter is 10 years old going on 16 and loves playing make-up. Not just on special occasions. I catch her putting it on in the morning to go to school. Since I think she’s WAY too young, she often goes to my mom’s house and uses her drug store, old school shit filled with…
Sunburnt Magnolias – Unsponsored Review
You know you have a good perverted husband when I start quoting my favorite movie and he chimes in and makes it dirty. Ellen: “My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink, one is much deeper than the other.” Mark: “I like pink! Pink is my signature color. If you…
The Most Valuable Cheat Sheet You Never Knew About – Unsponsored Review
I’m going to tell you a story about a story…or in this case a book. I read a lot of books. It’s not unusual for my hubby to find me passed out in bed (empty wine glass next to me like a loyal soldier) with a book still open in my lap. Some of my…
Babe…I’ve got food babe – Unsponsored Review
I’d like to dazzle you with a handful of quotes that I try to consider when it comes to food and what I feed my family. “One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well” – Virginia Woolf “Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.” – Dr. Ruth Westheimer (who…
It’s not my 1970s Wonder Woman lunchbox, but Planet Box for my kids makes me the hero – Unsponsored Review
I’m one of those moms that totally looks like she’s got her shit together. And for the most part, I think I do. But every morning I get up 1/2 hour early just to figure out what the hell I’m gonna give my kids for lunch. So I spent what felt like FOREVER to find…