Ok, you should know by now that I’m into the shock factor, and I’ve come to realize that’s ok. I don’t believe as a society we listen to the gentle whispers, we are a society of Octo-mom, mermaid mockumentaries and Haliburton. Nobody is going to give a shit if I say, “Hey, here’s some everyday…
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Forget Cake, I Say Let them Eat BARF
“I’m going to let you in on a little secret, I’m the crazy one.” Usually after a glass (bottle) of wine I find myself uttering that sentence to people I’m friendly with but not yet friends. The more people get to know me they realize I’m more “solar panels on the roof” than “bodies in…
Babe…I’ve got food babe – Unsponsored Review
I’d like to dazzle you with a handful of quotes that I try to consider when it comes to food and what I feed my family. “One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well” – Virginia Woolf “Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn.” – Dr. Ruth Westheimer (who…
Surviving Val-Pocalypse 2015
As I’m sure you can tell by now, I love to have a good laugh. But I should preface that with the fact that the material needs to be funny. Back in my single days a guy gave me this card on Valentine’s Day. Now, granted I took some artistic liberties with the card itself…
Your poo is green? That’s awesome, so is mine!
Wikipedia says that Necrophilia is the sexual attraction to corpses, the term has been around for about 160 years. OK, two things… First, me and the hubby love a good game of “oooh look, a naked dead body” in the bedroom but that’s just a game (I think). I’m a pretty open-minded girl, but even…
Greening up his cleaning habits
When I began changing our personal care products so we bought only cruelty-free my hubby made three requests. I have to give the guy credit, to the average bear I’m getting into some pretty weird shit here. I would say that he rubbed his lamp and Ellen the green genie popped out to grant him…
Mr. Twitches
So my younger daughter Chloe is the Beanie Baby daughter. I would say she was the mayor of beanie town, but she would probably be more of a Toronto-Rob Ford type of mayor so I don’t think politics are in her future. From about age 4 to now (7 going on bitchy 17) she can…
Smell Ya Later!
I love to cook and my friends all know it (clap your hands). By far, the most questions I get is about Mama Ellen’s recipe for homemade deodorant. It never fails…when I tell someone I make my own deodorant they wrinkle their face, say something like, “Ew gross” and by the end of our conversation…