In the words of the great Ferris Bueller, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” I think that quote perfectly describes the way I used to eat. Allow me to explain… When…
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I want to give you an STD
Ok, you should know by now that I’m into the shock factor, and I’ve come to realize that’s ok. I don’t believe as a society we listen to the gentle whispers. We’re a society of Octomom, mermaid mockumentaries and Halliburton. Nobody is going to…
Forget Cake, I Say Let them Eat BARF
Every once in a while I stumble across an idea that makes people look at me like I’ve completely lost my mind. Feeding my dogs a BARF diet was one of those moments. Now before you call Animal Control, BARF stands for Biologically Appropriate…
Babe…I’ve got food babe – Unsponsored Review
I’d like to dazzle you with a handful of quotes that I try to consider when it comes to food and what I feed my family. “One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well” – Virginia Woolf “Sex is good,…
Lick it before you bite it
We all make choices every day. Even choosing not to make a choice is a choice. Most of the choices are small ones, coffee or juice, soup or salad, Polish Bike Ride or Cambodian Basket Toss, you get the idea. Sometimes we even make…
Surviving Val-Pocalypse 2015
As I’m sure you can tell by now, I love to have a good laugh. But I should preface that with the fact that the material needs to be funny. Back in my single days a guy gave me this card on Valentine’s Day….
I Want to Be Your Sole Survivor
Here’s an easy green tip for all of my peeps. Take off your shoes at the front door. OK, back when I was pre-green I thought this was weird when people would ask me to go shoeless in their house. Take off my fucking…
Turns Out It Was the Milk
A few weeks ago, some of the ladies from CrossFit decided to do a ten-day holistic detox and invited me to join them. No sugar. No dairy. No processed foods. No coffee. Yes…no fucking coffee. When I told my husband, he just looked at…