Passover hasn’t passed you over yet (see what I did there?) In honor of Passover we are continuing our 10 episode series of the deathbed commandments (read: morbid) I hope to pass on to my daughters and my demented listeners. I was having a wonderful before-bed conversation with my older daughter (I have to enjoy…
TTSC Part 1 – Grateful Universe
In honor of Passover (and my honey’s favorite Cecil B DeMille movie) I offer to you these Ten Commandments. I was having a wonderful before-bed conversation with my older daughter (I have to enjoy them while they last) and thought about what life lessons I want to pass on to them in order to retain…
Boom Boom Shake Shake the Room!
There are three words that this girl lives to hear. That’s right…Pakistan, magnesium and iodine. I used to think maybe two of them were places you could only get to by plane and one was something you put on cuts for some reason. As I get older (read: wiser), I’ve come to appreciate that actually…
Doggy Style in the Kitchen
I love my kids, I love my husband, but there will always be a special love I have for my dogs. Since I started down this crazy eco-road feeding my dogs has completely changed since I first became a dog owner many moons ago. Hubby loves to make the now famous comment “these dogs eat…
There’s nothing tighter than a budget
There are certain things in this world I despise…mullets, dog walkers who dont pick up, critics of the movie Xanadu. But the tip-top of my list is grocery shopping, I’d rather play the rusty trombone (look it up) than spend more than 3 minutes in aisle 5. My hubby for some strange reason positively loves…
Driving Miss Dirty
One of our favorite bands from the 80s was The Cars, this week’s podcast has absolutely nothing to do with them. After a glass or two (sorry I misspelled bottle) I may find myself standing on the bed singing “Greased Lightning” or god help us “Let’s Bowl, Let’s Bowl, Let’s Rock ‘n Roll”. That’s right,…
Where do mommys and daddys come from?
In a twist on the birds and the bees conversation, our kids have often asked how me and the hubby first met. To be honest the explanation we gave them was a bit more g-rated than the explanation you’re getting. But like all other great super-teams (The X-Men, The Avengers, The Goonies, Luke & Laura)…
The Bride and the Grooming
I’ve given him “moist” & “panties”, not to be confused with moist panties. There are a few words that even creep him out so tonight I get my revenge. Learn about being animal-friendly without having to smell like one.