We all make choices every day. Even choosing not to make a choice is a choice. Most of the choices are small ones, coffee or juice, soup or salad, Polish Bike Ride or Cambodian Basket Toss, you get the idea. Sometimes we even make choices that we know aren’t going to work out well, but…
Surviving Val-Pocalypse 2015
As I’m sure you can tell by now, I love to have a good laugh. But I should preface that with the fact that the material needs to be funny. Back in my single days a guy gave me this card on Valentine’s Day. Now, granted I took some artistic liberties with the card itself…
I’m Positive I’m not Negative
So I was a child of the late 70s to early 80s and when I think back to those glorious days of Jelly shoes, PacMan and Trapper Keepers I start to remember my favorite gifts that I got from my parents. See if you can guess what all of these things had in common. Cabbage…
I Want to Be Your Sole Survivor
Here’s an easy green tip for all of my peeps. Take off your shoes at the front door. OK, back when I was pre-green I thought this was weird when people would ask me to go shoeless in their house. Take off my fucking shoes? What am I…5? I’m so glad I’m wearing my period…
Be Tolerant of Intolerance
Like most of the world, I never liked to try new things and I hate change, but last year I began my “Year of Fear” project. We’re not talking about bungee jumping and getting tattoos, but more like wearing plaid and keeping my eyes open during sex (not at the same time, cause that’d be…
Just the Tip – You don’t bring me vases anymore
I have to be honest, when it comes to husbands I’m pretty lucky. Sure I bust his balls all the time as I drag him with me on my journey into the green, but he’s definitely a good egg. Early on when we were still dating he bought me flowers and had them delivered to…
Your poo is green? That’s awesome, so is mine!
Wikipedia says that Necrophilia is the sexual attraction to corpses, the term has been around for about 160 years. OK, two things… First, me and the hubby love a good game of “oooh look, a naked dead body” in the bedroom but that’s just a game (I think). I’m a pretty open-minded girl, but even…
Greening up his cleaning habits
When I began changing our personal care products so we bought only cruelty-free my hubby made three requests. I have to give the guy credit, to the average bear I’m getting into some pretty weird shit here. I would say that he rubbed his lamp and Ellen the green genie popped out to grant him…