You know you have a good perverted husband when I start quoting my favorite movie and he chimes in and makes it dirty. Ellen: “My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink, one is much deeper than the other.” Mark: “I like pink! Pink is my signature color.” As I’m…
The Bride and the Grooming
I’ve given him “moist” & “panties”, not to be confused with moist panties. There are a few words that even creep him out so tonight I get my revenge. Learn about being animal-friendly without having to smell like one.