It’s not often that I quote movies…ok, that’s bullshit. Seriously it’s like every day. Surely you can’t be serious, you might ask. I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley. One of my faves was Pretty Woman. A love story about a sexually philanthropic woman, a corporate vulture who pays for sex and Hector Elizondo. It…
The Top 5…How’s my mascara? – Unsponsored Review
My daughter is 10 years old going on 16 and loves playing make-up. Not just on special occasions. I catch her putting it on in the morning to go to school. Since I think she’s WAY too young, she often goes to my mom’s house and uses her drug store, old school shit filled with…
Sunburnt Magnolias – Unsponsored Review
You know you have a good perverted husband when I start quoting my favorite movie and he chimes in and makes it dirty. Ellen: “My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink, one is much deeper than the other.” Mark: “I like pink! Pink is my signature color. If you…
The Bride and the Grooming
I’ve given him “moist” & “panties”, not to be confused with moist panties. There are a few words that even creep him out so tonight I get my revenge. Learn about being animal-friendly without having to smell like one.