This summer has been brutally hot, by mid-afternoon you could drown a toddler in my undies (yeah, that’s quite a picture). For the past two months I’ve opened my electric bill with the same nervous look like all the men anxiously waiting to hear Maury Povich tell them they are NOT the father. I know…
Happy Earth Day 2022
In my best Golden Girls Sophia voice…”Picture it, Washington, D.C. 1990, it was the 20th anniversary of Earth Day and I was right there on the National Mall standing shoulder to shoulder with Burt Reynolds”. OK, so Burt Reynolds wasn’t really there, at least not anywhere I could see him, but now I’m picturing the…
Green Tip of the Week – The Year of Clear – Toxic Peeps
Moved to the couch this time, I think the video is a little better. I can’t help with the content too much but I’ll be damned if I can’t clean up this video. What I can offer you however, is three things… The secret identity of Mike Hunt The number of people you can control…
Green Tip of the Week – The Year of Clear – Kitchen Edition
I hoped that maybe my Freddy Krueger sweater would make the video look better…no dice. What I can offer you however, is three things… What if Chewbacca was a coffee mug I shit talk French Canadians A farewell to our Freddy wrapped up in a guilt trip Stay tuned…
Green Tip of the Week – The Year of Clear
I’ll figure out the video quality even if it kills me. Maybe that’s what should go on his tombstone (watch the video and it’ll make more sense) What I can offer you however, is three things… An imaginary friend named Marissa I talk shit about everybody’s family, including mine An awesome giveaway Stay tuned…
Green Tip of the Week – THRED UP
Clearly if you want good video quality you’ve come to the wrong place. What I can offer you however, is three things… A call from The Avengers A new color is discovered A great way to give your old clothes a second life Stay tuned…
Just the Tip – You don’t bring me vases anymore
I have to be honest, when it comes to husbands I’m pretty lucky. Sure I bust his balls all the time as I drag him with me on my journey into the green, but he’s definitely a good egg. Early on when we were still dating he bought me flowers and had them delivered to…