Heated Blanket: I’m sick and tired of my entire family complaining how I turn down the heat at night. I’m trying to conserve energy, save a boat load of money and I’m menopausal so I have my own internal heating system and it’s all over the map. My hubby likes it warm so he raises the heat when I’m sleeping and I wake up dripping in sweat like I ran a marathon in my sleep. Everyone in my house is getting their own heated blanket except me of course. Thanks hormones!

Vegan, Zero Waste Non-Toxic Bath Bombs and Scrubs: Sure, I could try to make these myself but I’d rather find another eco-freak who makes them better like the ones I bought from Life Around 2 Angles. I love giving luxurious bath stuff as gifts because no one ever splurges on this for themselves and it’s the perfect gift because no matter how old you are, when you drop one of the those bad boys into the water and it’s starts fuzzing up and turning green you squeal like a kid taking her (or his) first bubble bath.

Books: Before you groan, I’m not buying them War & Peace or The Iliad. My oldest is now into witchcraft, pagan religions and all things Wicca. So instead of rolling my eyes, I’m embracing it and buying her books and tarot cards. Now let’s hope she doesn’t do a bunch of spells on me where I vomit bugs. UGH I hate bugs.

Crystals: Another thing my “Wicked Daughter of the West” loves is crystals. She cleans them, says prayers over them, wears them and even slips them into my purse “to protect me”. Hey in the world of Covid I could use some extra good juju. I just did a bunch of shopping on this site and even found something more to my own tastes. So raise your hand if you just bought yourself “The F*ck Candle” (I’m raising my hand).

Tea Gift Set: After a long afternoon of paganism, who doesn’t love to sit down to a relaxing cup of tea? It seems more authentic for her to use loose tea so I found this heavenly celestial tea strainer that she’s gonna love (she always telling me about constellations and Uranus – insert laugh) and a bunch of different teas to try. And now I don’t’ have to uncomfortably giggle to myself when she asks me to get her a “Tea Bag”.

MakeUp: Both girls have different skin tones from me yet they keep using my stuff. Or we go to the drugstore and all they want is that toxic crap that’s tested on animals and is filled with chemicals I can’t pronounce. Not only do I care about their lovely faces, but I care about mine too. I’ve switched to using Seint which is color matched perfectly to your own skin tone and made from clean ingredients. Made in the USA, cruelty-free, reasonably priced and free shipping…always.

Mascara: What Seint doesn’t sell is mascara. I’ve tried all the clean ones (check out my Top 5) but I’ve found a new one I LOVE. Again, both my girls use my mascara (ewwww) so I got them each their own from Thrive Causemetics.

Shower Speaker: My girls love music and although I like silence while showering and my hubby likes to shower in the dark (no idea why), my girls want to sing. This wireless shower speaker means I no longer have to worry about their phones getting wet and I can stop keeping uncooked rice in trays to dry them out.

Light Décor: (a teenage version of a night light): No matter how old you get you like to sleep with some sort of night light. But when you’re a teenager it’s called neon décor (it’s still a nightlight).

The Comfy: This is one of those times I rolled my eyes at my daughter who HAD TO HAVE THIS. I got it and then I never gave it to her. OMG this is just about the best sweatshirt/blanket thing I’ve ever worn and perfect for this winter of staying home and never getting out of PJs.

Games: I never played Dungeons & Dragons but I’ve got a kid who is obsessed and gets on Facetime and plays with her friends. If this keeps her connected to her friends and they’re doing something other than talking about Sex, Drugs or (God help us) Country Music, then I’m all for it.

Head Phones: We hate all the wireless stuff. Maybe it gives you cancer, maybe it doesn’t. So we try to be cautious and wire up when we can. I also don’t let my kids wear ear buds. That’s right! “Worst Mom EVER!” alert. OH THE HORROR. Now I’m not an otolaryngologist (I’m not that kind of doctor), but again, I’m gonna be overly cautious. My husband constantly complains about ringing in his ears. I tell him that’s called an alarm and it’s time to get up but he’s convinced it’s from a misspent youth of absurdly loud rock music and concerts (He says Def Leppard, but I’ve seen pictures of his childhood room with Debbie Gibson posters). We didn’t have ear buds back then but I’m guessing it would be much easier to do some serious damage if we had them. Oh what a blessing technology is. Sadly, my kids taste in music tends to be “eclectic” so headphones in my house are still a necessity.

Ring Light: If your kid TikToks like mine this is gonna be the most awesome, most practical, and definitely most used gift of all time!

Pillow: If socks and underwear are the “plain vanilla ice cream” of gifts, then the last gift on my list is “Nicholas Cage eating a bowl of plain vanilla ice cream” meaning it’s the lamest of the lame with extra lame sauce on the side. This one is my favorite and that’s why I saved the best for last. “They” say you should replace your pillow every 1 to 2 years but I think I’m sleeping on a pillow that I’ve had since Knight Rider was on Thursday nights at 8pm. There’s a local cat shelter that scatters pillows everywhere because the cats love to hang out on them so it’s time I donate my favorite smooshy pillow to a good cause and buy us all new pillows. I tried this one out by accident when I hopped into my friend’s bed and leaned back against this cloud of awesomeness and the best part – you can remove and add stuffing to get it exactly the way YOU want it. Pillows for everyone, the gift that will hopefully give you a good night’s sleep.  See…Best Gift Ever!

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My daughter’s new obsession…mascara. The good news is now the worst she can look like is Tammy Faye where before she put on all my mom’s makeup and looked like Madam the puppet. To make matters worse, both my daughters have been blessed by the eye lash fairy and have long, luxurious lashes that extend naturally. True story, when both my girls were infants, one day they went to sleep and the next day they woke up and BAM they had the longest, most beautiful lashes I have ever seen. I was shocked that they acquired them overnight. My hubby has them (TOTALLY wasted on a guy) and he constantly complains about water on them and blah blah blah, it’s so uncomfortable, blah blah blah. I don’t have these problems so I need to wear mascara and one that really works. I used to buy the uber expensive mascara at a fancy department store that worked amazing but was filled with chemicals and tested on animals. Also, I hate when they try to spray you with that crap that makes you smell like an old lady, or as we call them in my house, female village elders. You know that smell.

Problem…I still want great mascara coverage – long defined lashes but not one that’s tested on animals, filled with chemicals and one that won’t flake, clump, or smudge a lot so I look like a raccoon or a bad listener (black eye). This is not so easy. If you’re like me, here’s some help. These are my top 5 mascaras I like and let my 10 year old daughter “borrow”:

♥ 100% Pure Fruit Pigmented: This was the first natural mascara I tried and loved it. Been using it for years and what I love is that it comes in many flavors…I mean colors. You can use the standard black (which is what I use) or try blackberry, blueberry, or chocolate. The company makes products completely free of all harmful toxins and their staff is amazing. I called their store in California for help to choose the right color makeup and the woman was so nice.

♥Lush Eyes Right: This is my new love. My daughter really loves it because it’s a small bottle with a short brush so it’s easy for her to use. Great for my 10 year old but bad for me because the wand is too short and hard to use. This was a complaint many people have when they review this mascara but I love Lush products so much that I’ve learned to deal with the wand. Seriously, I went into that store with my daughters and finally after 2 hours my hubby had to beg us to leave. They make all their own products in small batches, no preservatives, 100% vegetarian and they not only never test on animals, but they’re fighting for other cosmetic companies to stop testing too.

♥Jane Iredale: They make a few different kinds of mascaras but the one I used was PurLash mascara in black. I like this one because it leaves my lashes looking natural but at the same time they’re thicker and longer. Jane Iredale’s products are all paraben, talc and phthalate free.

♥Rejuva Minerals Pur Lash: This is another great mascara and since I live by the Environmental Working Group cosmetic list I love that this one is EWG verified which meets their strict criteria for transparency, good manufacturing practices and avoids chemicals. This mascara is free of parabens, titanium dioxide, mica, soy, gluten and GMO’s. It’s vegan too.

♥Josie Maran Argan Black Oil: In consumer studies a large percentage of people saw an increase in lash length and their lashes appeared conditioned and healthier after continued use. I’ve read a ton of reviews where people wrote of these results. I didn’t see it with me but I do know that my lashes looked great. It’s free of parabens, sulfates and phthalates.

Ok, so I know I told you my Top 5 but since I began writing this article and finishing it I found another mascara I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. ♥Juice Beauty Phyto-Pigments Ultra-Natural Mascara. I have to agree with Gwyneth Paltrow you put it on, let it dry, put another coat and I get the same results as my old conventional mascara. The wand is perfect, it’s formulated without parabens, petroleum, propylene or butylene glycol, sodium lauryl sulfates, pesticides, phthalates, artificial dyes or synthetic fragrances AND it’s never tested on animals.

My review of these products is based solely on my opinion. Others may have a different opinion or experience. I did not receive any compensation – I bought all these mascaras with my own cold, hard cash.

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