As I’m sure you can tell by now, I love to have a good laugh. But I should preface that with the fact that the material needs to be funny. Back in my single days a guy gave me this card on Valentine’s Day….
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I Want to Be Your Sole Survivor
Here’s an easy green tip for all of my peeps. Take off your shoes at the front door. OK, back when I was pre-green I thought this was weird when people would ask me to go shoeless in their house. Take off my fucking…
Turns Out It Was the Milk
A few weeks ago, some of the ladies from CrossFit decided to do a ten-day holistic detox and invited me to join them. No sugar. No dairy. No processed foods. No coffee. Yes…no fucking coffee. When I told my husband, he just looked at…
Just the Tip – You don’t bring me vases anymore
I have to be honest, when it comes to husbands I’m pretty lucky. Sure I bust his balls all the time as I drag him with me on my journey into the green, but he’s definitely a good egg. Early on when we were…
Just the tip – There’s a party in my pitcher
Here’s a quick green tip…I was going to call it a wet quickie but we’ve been calling it the pitcher party for so long I couldn’t resist. Water Pitcher: Pretty much the only time I’m guaranteed to completely finish a glass of water is…
Greening up his cleaning habits
When I began changing our personal care products so we bought only cruelty-free my hubby made three requests. I have to give the guy credit, to the average bear I’m getting into some pretty weird shit here. I would say that he rubbed his…
Paint…it’s not just for breakfast anymore
Remember hearing all those awful stories when we were younger about kids getting sick from eating lead paint. Well it turns out that today’s paint isn’t exactly as worry free as we may think. I’m not saying anyone sees a can of paint and…
The Case of the Missing Body Lotion
“It puts the lotion in the basket…” I know. I couldn’t resist. I love body lotion. (But I love a good Silence of the Lambs line just as much.) Sure, I tell my husband it’s a “marital aid” when used properly, but most of…