The Ten-Step Commandments – Part 3 STFU

Passover may be well behind us but we’re still cranking away with our 10 episode series of the deathbed commandments (read: morbid) I hope to pass on to my daughters and my demented listeners. I was having a wonderful before-bed conversation with my older daughter (I have to enjoy them while they last) and thought about what life lessons I want to pass on to them in order to retain my Mother-of-the-Year status. Commandment 3 has always been STFU but due to the introduction of a particularly smooth-flowing bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, last week’s episode was named incorrectly. If you feel cheated and would like your money back from these free podcasts please free to send me an email…basically so I can point and laugh.

This 10-podcast series is a love letter to my 2 girls. I say shit all the time and I know they aren’t even listening to most of it. “Hey it’s Thursday, brush your teeth”, “no you can’t go to school commando”, “if you try to put that in the dog’s butt she’s going to bite you and I’m going to laugh”.
Girls, if you are listening to this first let me say TURN THIS OFF, THIS SHIT IS FOR ADULTS!

But, if you are still listening then these are my ten tips for you that I wish someone told me about when I was your age. If you even try to follow just one of these you’ll be way ahead of the game.

Hang in there faithful listeners, it’s not over yet…

Speak Your Mind