Welcome to Douchebagistan, Population: ME!

Let’s start 2017 with some definitions Goals: The result or achievement toward which effort is directed; aim; end Selfish: Devoted to or caring only for oneself; concerned primarily with one’s own interests, benefits, welfare, etc., regardless of others. Liquor: How a male animal cleans his mate (ok, that one might be a bit of a stretch, but I was on a roll) Well, so now that 2016 has finished kicking our ass I’m looking forward to my life in 2017. {Read More}

Be Tolerant of Intolerance

Like most of the world, I never liked to try new things and I hate change, but last year I began my “Year of Fear” project.  We’re not talking about bungee jumping and getting tattoos, but more like wearing plaid and keeping my eyes open during sex (not at the same time, cause that’d be weird).  It’s my baby-steps approach to trying things I would have never dreamed of before. I’ve had some real highs points during my YOF. I {Read More}

Say it without giggling…menstrual cup

Well, it’s Saturday night. I’ve had a few glasses (ok a bottle) of my excellent organic, heart healthy wine so I thought I would share with you what I do during those few special days of the month. Early on in my eco-friendly journey, I realized I’m shoving a missile shaped wad of chemical filled cotton up my hoo-ha in order to keep back the crimson tide. Growing up, I gave Toxic Shock about as much thought as my friend’s {Read More}

Smell Ya Later!

I love to cook and my friends all know it (clap your hands). By far, the most questions I get is about Mama Ellen’s recipe for homemade deodorant.  It never fails…when I tell someone I make my own deodorant they wrinkle their face, say something like, “Ew gross” and by the end of our conversation they ask me for the recipe.  Now it’s quite possible they are putting it in their back pocket for the next time their husband bitches {Read More}